Leeandra cooked dinner tonight. And it was meatloaf. I love meatloaf. It's yummy. The only thing is, I don't like to share. And if I take the leftovers to work tomorrow, then i'm going to have to share. And I don't want to. So...I have a plan. I am going to take them...and when people are out on smoke breaks, I'm going to heat them up. Then...I will lock the door to my office and eat. I will have to eat fast. And anyone that enters my office will most likely assume that I am bulemic scarfing down food. Which I'm not. Because puke makes your teeth squeeky in a weird way. Not in the clean way that toothpaste does. Anyway, then I will have to explain. Or....eat really fast and then when they come in say, "Oh. Sorry. I already ate." That's the plan.
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